Apparently "Alexander" Sucks

I think this officially qualifies as a headline writer’s orgy…everybody gets some.

1. ‘Alexander’ is far from being great
2. OK, Alexander was cute. Was he great? Not in this movie.
3. Stone’s ‘Alexander’ turns out not so great
4. Review: ‘Alexander’ Far From Great
5. This Alexander is not so great, say film critics
6. “Alexander” the Average
7. “Alexander” (the mediocre)
8. Alexander Grates
9. Stone’s ‘Alexander’ turns out not so great
10. ‘Alexander’: A Crying Shame