Footprint of the American Chicken-Hawk T-shirt

It has been some time since I pimped my goods on the blog so here goes. Newly added to the Comments From Left Field Cafe Press store…drumroll please:

Found mostly in rural and suburban areas driving Hummers and tricked out mini-vans, the American Chicken-Hawk is easily identified by its bold markings, staunch support of war, and lack of military service. The Chicken-Hawk is completely devoid of common sense and most easily roused by the word LIBERAL, which causes immediate diarrhea of the mouth.

Wearing this t-shirt will help to raise the general awareness of this beast. Get ’em while their hot!