Governor Swann?

Created: February 25th, 2005 | Written By: Michael Tedesco

It now looks official (sort of), Lynn Swann is in the race for Pennsylvania Governor and it looks as though he is going to run a Santorumesque Christian values campaign.

“I wasn’t supposed to be born,” Swann said, explaining that his parents wanted to stop at two children.
“My mom said, ‘Try for a girl.’ My dad said, ‘No.’ My mom said, ‘Have a scotch.’ And I was born. That’s good enough reason to be pro-life.”

So tell me my fellow Pennsylvanian’s, do you think Swann can beat Ed Rendell? Cast your vote in our very first ever Useless Web Poll (to the left).

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