Bush Invites Sharon to Crawford Ranch

I can just see it now, once Sharon arrives Bush opens up with something like this…

Dubya – Hey Sharon…he-he…this havin’ you on my ranch reminds me of a joke I saw some comedian guy tell on Comedy Central right after that damn Stewart guy. Wanna hear it?

Sharon – Uh, ok?

Dubya – K. Here goes. He-he, he-he.

One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl… I sat beside her. I said, “Hi,” and she said, “Hi,” and then I said, “Nice day, isn’t it?,” And she said, “I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem.” So I asked, “What’s the problem?” She replied, “I can’t tell you. I don’t even know you…” I said, “Well sometimes it’s good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus.” So she said, “Well, my analyst said I’m a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys… By the way, my name is Denise.” I said, “Hello, Denise. My name is Bucky Goldstein…”

Get it? Jewish Cowboy…he-he, Bucky Goldstein…he-he. So how ’bout them Palestinians?

Joke courtesy of Steven Wright.

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