Bush Drops Planned Social Security Privatization

In a rare reversal of field, George W. Bush announced this morning that he would drop all plans to privatize social security.

“The American people have spoken and they are simply not interested in personal accounts,” said Bush at an early morning press briefing. He continued, “I am tired of being a stubborn mule ramming my ideological beliefs down the throats of people that do not agree. Therefore, in addition to this social security joke, we plan on dropping both the national missile defense program and the most recently proposed constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage.”

Amazing, next thing you know he will pull our troops out of Iraq and recall his nomination of Alberto Gonzales.

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