"We’re the Tigers — not the kittens!"

I can’t be left out of all this opening day talk,

Dmitri Young got to the top step of the dugout, pivoted and tipped his helmet to a roaring crowd after becoming just the third player to hit three homers on Opening Day.
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Young went 4-for-4 and matched a career high with five RBI, and Jeremy Bonderman won as the youngest opening-day starter since 1986 to lead the Detroit Tigers over the Kansas City Royals 11-2 Monday.

Bless you boys!