Teens Have Oral Sex

Well Duh!

The Washington Post is reporting today that over half of American teens between the ages of 15 and 19 have engaged in oral sex. Well I’ll be darned. Seriously though, what do people expect? The funny part of this story comes with the following excerpt:

Bill Albert, communications director for the National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy, put the generational difference this way: “We used to talk about sex in terms of first base, second base and so on. Oral sex was maybe in the dugout.” The news for parents, he said, is that they must broaden the discussions they have with their children about sex and be more specific.

Gee, I guess we need to come up with a better baseball analogy eh? How about this:

Bullpen – kissing
Batters Box – touching of genitalia
First Base – fellatio
Second Base – cunnilingus
Double Play – fellatio & cunnilingus
Third Base – anal sex
Triple Play – group sex
Unassisted Triple Play – rainbow party
Homerun – everything else

Any other ideas? (Sorry I just had to do it)

Note, feel free to peruse The Baseball Dictionary, or The Baseball Glossary for other terms to define.

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