Happy People

Thanks to my mom for this Monday morning humor.

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy.”

The Vice President shrugs and says, “Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.”

Not to be out done, the Secretary of Defense says, “Of course, I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, “Such big shots back there… hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people happy”

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