Robertson To PA: "Don’t Turn To God"

Insane in the membrane
Plenty insane
Got no brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
-Cypress Hill

One of the larger stories to come out of the this weeks elections is the resounding backlash against the Dover, PA school board responsible for putting Intelligent Design into their science curriculum. All eight of the members of that school board lost their seats as a result of that move, reaffirming this Pennsylvanians’ belief in the democratic process. But not everyone is as pleased with these results as I am.

Televangelist and foreign leader assassination proponent Pat Robertson had the following to say to the people of Pennsylvania in the wake of the Dover election results.

“I’d like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city.”

“And don’t wonder why He hasn’t helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I’m not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that’s the case, don’t ask for His help because he might not be there.”

That’s right folks, Robertson wants to remind us that we are now evil heathens that deserve to be wiped off the map by the smitefull almighty! I wonder where this line of thought will stop for Roberston? “I would also like to say that if you refuse to by my age-defying diet shake you will burn in hell!”

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