You Can’t Phase Me

Serial killer found to have eaten victims. Yawn

Hollywood superstar goes on trial for [choose one of the following; a.) cutting head off ex wife b.) killing current wife c.) dangling child out of hotel window]. What else is on?

Hurricane kills or displaces nearly the entire minority population of major U.S. city. Click

U.S. President, embroiled in controversy over a seemingly insatiable appetite for power, commutes the sentence of one of his key associates for what appears to be lying to cover HIS lies that led the nation into war. I wonder if they have any news on that pretty blond white girl that went missing on spring break?

Seriously, at what point in time did we simply stop being phased by the crazy shit that happens in our country?

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