(note: Today’s news post will be delivered in lolspeak. For a quick primer, click here)
-Bush: We can almost has freedumb in Irakxors! Iz almozt der!
-Kerry 2 Bush: STFU N00B! U is no can haz fr33dumb in Irakxors! Iz me hoo wuz in Nam biotchhhHHh!!!!111!!!
–We can has debatez on FISA? Iz prolly importanzes.
-Clinton 2 oder Demz: FAIL
-Bolton: Oh Hai! I’m in ur Iranz hoping we makes war! We is totally pwning dem!
-Romney: Aborshun? I iz confuzzled.
-Pigeons: Mai poops haz PWNAGE!
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