How many people understand that progressive is just the new dress all the liberals are wearing? Progressive is comparably new to the political lexicon, and considering the velocity at which information is dissembled from the politically involved to the average person, it is reasonable to assume that without much definition (or with only Hillary Clinton’s slicked up definitions), that people who read the word aren’t fully aware of it’s meaning.

If you listen carefully to Hillary’s debate definition, she actually says it right there; Liberal used to mean one thing, now it’s got a bad rap, so I call myself progressive. Don’t get me wrong, I understand the necessity of the new label, I just want to know where the secret back room is that I can go to so we can all kinda smoke cigars and say, “Holy crap, I can’t believe that worked!”