Bin Laden’s Bueller Moment

Madrasah Teacher: Gadahn? Gadahn? Gadahn?
Salima: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Adam pass out at 31 Falafels last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Madrasah Teacher: Thank you, Salima.
Salima: No problem whatsoever.

Ghada: Oh, he’s very popular Osama. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.

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