Good Thing We Put A Stop To Them

So while everyone’s up in arms over Ahmadinejad’s visit to Ground Zero, elsewhere in the world, Osama bin Laden just declared war on Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf. The US friendly president has been under the gun as of late, much as a result of significant al Qaeda strongholds within his border, strongholds that, to be honest, probably shouldn’t exist in the first place.

Not, one assumes, had the US taken the “War on Terror” ™ seriously as opposed to using it as a mere springboard to invade Iraq and then as a PR tool to lamely attempt to keep public support for said war as high as possible (which isn’t very high at all).

Never fear, President Musharraf, I’m sure America will save you.


Of course, if America does decide to come to the rescue, given our track record, we’ll probably just screw something else up. God, why do we have to suck at this stuff so much?

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