Who Weeps For Malkin?

You know the old saying, when the going gets tough, the tough…  well…  apparently they cry an awful lot, stamp their foot down, and refuse to ever go on your show ever again!

I think one of the funniest aspects of the political sphere today is that some of the toughest talking folks in the business really turn out to be big, fat, tear leakin’ wimps.  It’s true.  It’s all about how big and bad we are when it comes to Iran, but if someone is so disgusted by your diatribes that they off handedly say they’ll spit on you, it’s time for the waterworks and the running home to mama.

Which is about what happened in the case of Michelle Malkin versus Geraldo Rivera (with special guest referee Bill O’Reilly…  Okay, you know something is severely wrong if Bill O’Reilly is the sane sounding one).

I guess Geraldo isn’t exactly a huge fan of Michelle Malkin, and in expressing his disdain for her work in the past, even said that it was good that the two pundits (and I use that term very loosely, and probably with a little sarcasm) lived in cities, otherwise Rivera would have to spit on our dear little Madame Malkin.

Geraldo apologized eventually, but it was not enough for the tender feelings of Michelle Malkin who has just declared that she’ll never go on the O’Reilly Factor again.

Now, look, I’ve been called a lot of names (such as child of Satan), and have been threatened none too subtly by some big biker dude, and you know what?  I’m not overly fussed about any of it.  And I’m the lily livered, weak, defeatocrat!  Me!  Michelle is, on the other hand, one of these blow hards that loves the big tough talk, and she can’t handle a little hypothetical saliva?


Ah well.  To be honest, and I know this might come as a shock, I think Bill O’Reilly will suffer as a result.  No, I’m serious, anyone who can make Bill look like he has a heart not made out of coal is most definitely an asset to the show.

One Response to “Who Weeps For Malkin?”

  1. Filcher says:

    Interesting. After all the invictiveness heaped on Helen Thomas by the Right’s talking heads Helen still has the spine to do her job.
    Michelle, can you say ‘cut and run’. Of course you can.


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