Happy Holidays (and All That Other Such Stuff)

Look, just because I’m a Catholic doesn’t mean I’m going to run down the street lookin’ to scream “Merry Christmas” into the face of the next Jew or Muslim to come along.

Here’s wishin’ that you and yourn get your thang on tomorrow. Me and mines will be celebrating Christmas.

And don’t get dropped on your head:

Here’s some more Christmas love for ya:

Finally, for those who’ll fuck the whole thing up anyway, here’s Sufjan Stevens with “The Worst Christmas Ever”:

Peace and love, my friends.