librulz is ignant

While browsing memeorandum I came across this post entitled Interviewing Six Conservative Female Bloggers on Dating.

Now I know what you are thinking, “why would you even bother clicking that link Mike?”

I guess I am just a masochist.

Now to be honest I only got as far as the second question posed to the first “conservative female blogger” when I hit a tack strip and blew a freakin’ tire.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Ms. Cassy Fiano…

Have you dated liberals before? If so, any difference you can tell between liberal and conservative guys?

I tend not to date liberals, for a reason. Politics is so important to what I do and I follow it so much. I can’t respect a guy who’s liberal all that much because it makes me question his intelligence. So, that’s a big minus because I’m thinking how smart can this guy be if he thinks John Kerry is a great politician? (Laughs) If he thinks Barack Obama would be a great President, I think, gee, how bright could this guy be?

Yah. Mmm hmmm.

So you know me, rather than just move on like any other normal human being I could not resist the temptation to run a little test on Ms. Mensa’s interview answers.

A quick copy and paste of this interview into Microsoft Word and one spelling and grammar tool later I get the following:

Flesch Reading East – 100
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level – 1.1

Yes you read that correctly, grade 1.1 (one-point-one) not eleven.

Just a small piece of advice, you might want not to be so picky about your boyfriends there Cassy. Even this shoddy piece of lolcatz trash comes in at grade 1.4.

3 Responses to “librulz is ignant”

  1. ahem…

    I clicked the link too..

    shhhhhh

    Don’t tell anyone.

  2. kathyedits says:

    So did I. And I noticed that one of those ladies (can’t remember which one now and I can’t bear to go back there) actually finds liberal men more fun to be with, more sensitive, warmer, nicer people. Only problem: She wants someone who shares her values, and that would be a conservative guy. So, she says, she has decided to make the effort to get to know conservative men, even though it might be harder in the beginning.

    So you know what she’s really saying, don’t you?

    Liberal men are hot fudge sundaes and conservative men are lima beans, but lima beans are “better” for you, so you have to eat them, even if it kills you to do so. 🙂

  3. Dynamic says:

    I just sent that article to my girlfriend, I’m eager to see how she responds. 😆

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