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1. Dynamic on March 21st, 2008 1:03 am

   An unrelated conversation: The Corporate Hall of Shame!

   http://www.stopcorporateabusenow.org/campaign/hall_of_shame_2008

   Worth voting on these guys (and maybe it’s just my addiction to fast food, but I really feel that it’s a little unfair to include Wendy’s on the list with Blackwater and Toyota) and at the least worth reading about them.

2. alan1111 on March 21st, 2008 7:49 pm

   HERE YOU GO, THIS SHOULD HELP WITH THE DEBATE ON RELIGION, LEAVE IT TO KIDS, I RECEIVED THIS TODAY RIGHT BEFORE I OPENED THIS AND COULD NOT LET IT PASS. AGREE THIS IS HOT TOPIC. IF I WEIGHED IN OULD HAVE PEOPLE RUNNING AND SCREAMING FOR THE NEAREST EXITS TO BUILDING SO I WILL ZIPPER IT UNTIL THE THEOLOGIANS AND BOOK THUMPERS CALM DOWN.
   ALAN

   A child was told to write a book report on the entire Bible. This

   is amazing and brought tears to my eyes. I wonder how often we take for granted that children understand what we are teaching???

   Through the eyes of a child.

   .

   Children’s Bible in a Nutshell ~

   In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas.

   The Bible says, ‘The Lord thy God is one, but I think He

   must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, ‘Give me a light!’ and someone did. Then God made the world.

   He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked,

   but they weren’t embarrassed because mirrors hadn’t been invented yet.

   Adam and Eve disobeyed God by eating one bad apple, so they were

   driven from the Garden of Eden. Not sure what they were driven in though, because they didn’t have cars.

   Adam and Eve had a son, Cain, who hated his brother as long as he was Abel. Pretty soon all of the early people died off, except

   for Methuselah, who lived to be like a million or something.

   One of the next important people was Noah, who was a good guy, but one of his kids was kind of a Ham. Noah built a large boat and put his family and some animals on it. He asked some other people to join him, but they said they would have to take a rain check.

   After Noah came Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Jacob was more famous than his brother, Esau, because Esau sold Jacob his birthmark in exchange for some pot roast. Jacob had a son named Joseph who wore a really loud sports coat.

   Another important Bible guy is Moses, whose real name was

   Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel Lights out of Egypt and away from the evil Pharaoh after God sent ten plagues on Pharaoh’s people. These plagues included frogs, mice, lice, bowels, and no cable. God fed the Israel Lights every day with manicotti. Then he gave them His Top Ten Commandments. These include don’t lie, cheat, smoke, dance, or covet your neighbor’s stuff. Oh, yeah, I just thought of one more: Humor thy father and thy mother.

   One of Moses’ best helpers was Joshua who was the first Bible guy to use spies. Joshua fought the battle of Geritol and the fence fell over on the town.

   After Joshua came David. He got to be king by killing a giant with a slingshot. He had a son named Solomon who had about 300 wives and 500 porcupines. My teacher says he was wise, but that doesn’t sound very wise to me.

   After Solomon there were a bunch of major league prophets.

   One of these was Jonah, who was swallowed by a big whale and then barfed upon the shore. There were also some minor league prophets, but I guess we don’t have to worry about them.

   After the Old Testament came the New Testament. Jesus is the star of the New Testament. He was born in Bethlehem in a

   barn. (I wish I had been born in a barn, too, because my mom is always saying to me, ‘Close the door! Were you born in a barn?’ It would be nice to say, ‘As a matter of fact, I was.’)

   During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the

   Pharisees and the Republicans. Jesus also had twelve opossums.

   The worst one was Judas Asparagus. Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.

   Jesus was a great man. He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount. But the Republicans and all those guys put Jesus on trial before Pontius the Pilot. Pilot didn’t stick up for Jesus. He just washed his hands instead.

   Any way’s, Jesus died for our sins, then came back to life again. He

   went up to Heaven but will be back at the end of the Aluminum. His

   return is foretold in the book of Revolution…

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