Say It Ain’t So

Why, Mike, Why?

Seriously, over the past several weeks I could feel the Gravelmentum building up within the ranks of the Democratic grass roots. If only he’d waited till the convention. The superdelegates may have come to their senses and chosen the *ahem* most experienced candidate, the only one who had a chance of beating McCain at shuffleboard, the only white male Democrat left in the race!

Now we’ll never know what might have been.

Sigh.

2 Responses to “Say It Ain’t So”

1. Dynamic says:

   March 28, 2008 at 4:30 am

   Alas, he was clearly overcome by the rampant racism in the Democratic party!

   If only he were lucky enough to be black, like Barack Obama, he might have stood a chance, but alas, he was crippled before he began by his pale heritage.

   Oh my, I’m sorry, I appear to have hit the Geraldine-Ferraro-lock button on my keyboard.

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2. Kyle E. Moore says:

   March 28, 2008 at 9:02 am

   HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH….

   *breathe*

   HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

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