OMIGAWDZ!@ THEYZ INFRINGING ON TEH CONSTITUTIONZ!@#!!one!!

You know, Sarah Palin

ABC News’ Steven Portnoy reports: In a conservative radio interview that aired in Washington, D.C. Friday morning, Republican vice presidential nominee Gov. Sarah Palin said she fears her First Amendment rights may be threatened by “attacks” from reporters who suggest she is engaging in a negative campaign against Barack Obama.

Palin told WMAL-AM that her criticism of Obama’s associations, like those with 1960s radical Bill Ayers and the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, should not be considered negative attacks.  Rather, for reporters or columnists to suggest that it is going negative may constitute an attack that threatens a candidate’s free speech rights under the Constitution, Palin said.

…is dumb.  She’s just so incredibly, beyond the pale fucking stupid.

Captain Picard became so exhausted with all the face palming she’s induced every time she opens her trap, he’s ordered Riker to relieve him.

Sweet pancake flippin Jesus, somebody shut this lady up before she stupifies us all.

4 Responses to “OMIGAWDZ!@ THEYZ INFRINGING ON TEH CONSTITUTIONZ!@#!!one!!”

  1. I was going to give you shit for covering something I already hit, but posting a Commander Riker facepalm can absolve you of anything. Even murder.

  2. tas says:

    I think “Sweet pancake flippin Jesus” helped sell the post, too.

  3. I have to add that it was not only the Riker face-palm and the “sweet pancake flippin Jesus” that helped sell the post, but also the lolcatz title. Perfectly Palin-tastic.

  4. tas says:

    I love the look on Picard’s face. It’s like death rays are about to shoot from his eyeballs.

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