Only Now Does He Realize It

Seriously, I wish this was the script of an SNL skit, or a comic’s stand up routine.  I truly wish that this was something written by Dave Barry, or maybe even Maureen Dowd.  Alas, it’s not.  This is actually the Republican candidate for president speaking:

Asked why Obama has been rising as the Wall Street crisis has dominated attention, McCain said with a chuckle on Fox News Channel: “Because life isn’t fair.”

“He certainly did nothing for the first few days,” McCain added. “I suspended my campaign, took our ads down, came back to Washington, met with the House folks and got on the phone, and also had face-to-face meetings.”

Are you kidding me?  The man with seven houses is now saying life isn’t fair?  The man who traded his old wife in for a younger, non-disfigured-by-car-accident, model with a fortune is now saying life isn’t fair?

Because he isn’t winning an election he feels he’s entitled to, John McCain now says that life isn’t fair.  Thank you so much for the news flash, I’m sure all the people out there having a hard time paying their rent every month weren’t exactly sure until McCain came out and said it.

No, Senator, if life were fair, you would be down a whole lot more in the polls than you currently are.

2 Responses to “Only Now Does He Realize It”

  1. Kathy says:

    Bravo, Kyle. Very well said.

  2. radical_Moderate says:

    McCain has been saying and doing a whole lot of crazy shit the last few weeks…I’m thinking WTH is it with Republicans, why can’t they see that this guy is half off his rocker…then I read the right-wing blogs which is full of “tin foil hat” conspiracies about Obama…not to mention that when a Conservative DOES write some rational analysis about the McCain campaign like Kathleen Parker, and David Frum, they get hate mail and death threats.

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