“I know you’re into this transparency thing, but I don’t need to see your nipples!”

Created: May 10th, 2009 | Written By: matttbastard

Ok, after watching her razor-sharp performance last night at the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner, I’m now firmly convinced that Obama should totally dump Joe Biden at the local Amtrak station and bring aboard Wanda Sykes as running mate for his 2012 reelection bid–if only to FURTHER encourage brisk firearms sales in Real America (and stimulate teh Heartland’s moribund economy without direct government intervention!)

What?

Oh, come on — as if having a NEGRO LESBIAN FEMINIST in the White House (along with a dijon-loving Marxist) wouldn’t send the hyperparanoid teabagger set completely over the border into black helicopter/camouflage pajama country.

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4 Responses to ““I know you’re into this transparency thing, but I don’t need to see your nipples!””

Kathy on May 10th, 2009 12:56 pm

Oh mygosh, Mattt, that was soooo funny! I’d never seen her perform before; she is wonderful. Just awesome.
matttbastard on May 10th, 2009 6:24 pm

She’s brilliant. And clearly a big ol’ commu-lib MEANIE!!1

Poor Bill Bennett; thought he was going to cry this morning on SOTU.
Kathy on May 10th, 2009 6:55 pm

What I can’t get over is all the righties complaining about how “partisan” Sykes was. What’s *that* about?
Wingnut Thumbsucker on May 11th, 2009 9:31 pm

Bon voyage, troll. – mb