Winning Friends and Influencing People Since 1996.

by matttbastard

Someone want to chip in for a fainting couch? Jason “Richard Cohen is Jesus” Arvak is apparently afflicted with such a serious case of the false equivalency vapors that he’s hallucinating, and may need to lie down for a bit.  Then again,  maybe I really am the objective “EXTREME LEFT!!1one” equivalent to unrepentant far-right domestic terrorists. I mean, anything is possible in an upside-down world where Sonia Sotomayor = David Duke.

*blink*

(Make sure the cushion is extra soft; Jay-Jay obviously has a very tender bottom.)

6 Responses to “Winning Friends and Influencing People Since 1996.”

1. Kathy says:

   June 1, 2009 at 8:21 am

   ROFL, Mattt! I don’t know where you come up with these totally perfect graphics — I love it!!

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2. tas says:

   June 1, 2009 at 10:43 am

   On the right, apparently, saying the f-word is a hair below fucking shooting people on their scale of extremism.

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3. tas says:

   June 1, 2009 at 6:26 pm

   Hmm, looks aren’t deceiving!

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4. tas says:

   June 1, 2009 at 6:51 pm

   Sorry, I’m just anti-douchebag.

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5. matttbastard says:

   June 1, 2009 at 8:49 pm

   Did someone order a troll clean up? Sigh. Bridge-dwellers today. They never listen.

   (Hint: when I say ‘don’t bother commenting on my posts because your comments will be deleted,’ I mean exactly that. Asshats. )

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6. tas says:

   June 1, 2009 at 9:36 pm

   I’m performing troll cleanup on my own posts, but try to stay out of other people’s posts.

   BM has been coming around for months. I’ve never quite gotten why somebody who knows they are uninvited on a blog insists on visiting it ten zillion times per day, at all hours. Do some people need a life that badly?

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