What Outer Wingnuttia Calls “Moderation” (or What Us Godless Liberals Call “Dumbassery”)

by matttbastard

DENOUNCE AND REJECT, EVUL LIBCOMMIES!!11

Shorter Jason Arvak: Supporters of health reform have no moral authority to dismiss wild-eyed ‘death panel’ smears because the New York Times (THE NEW YORK TIMES, MAN!) has, in the past, published op-eds by utilitarian philosopher Peter Singer.

BUH?!

Ok, ever hear of prison hooch? Get a garbage bag, fill it with fruit and sugar, add water,  seal and let fester in darkness for a few days and presto! A blindingly foul brew that will take the paint off a tractor.

*glug glug*

Anyway, quickly down about a fifth of that and maybe, just maybe, Arvak’s logic-free contentions might then begin to make sense.

No promises, though.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.

One Response to “What Outer Wingnuttia Calls “Moderation” (or What Us Godless Liberals Call “Dumbassery”)”

  1. Leonidas says:

    You better call the Times they are backtracking and its not Singer

    A Basis Is Seen for Some Health Plan Fears Among the Elderly
    By ROBERT PEAR
    Published: August 21, 2009

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/21/health/policy/21seniors.html

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