Dr. Laura Exits The Radio Booth (But Not Without a Whinge)

Quothe soon-to-be-consigned-to-the-slagheap-of-history (or a prime time slot on Fox News) talk radio misanthrope Laura “Nigger Nigger Nigger” Schlessinger:

“I want my 1st Amendment rights back, which I can’t have on radio without the threat of attack on my advertisers and stations… .”

Hmm. Didn’t realize the government had been challenging her God-given right to be a complete and utter douchebag over the public airwaves. That’s not cool, man.

Oh, wait, my bad — Dr. [sic] Laura seems to be under the impression that the 1st Amendment should insulate her from criticism or consequence (and, conversely, doesn’t protect the rights of private individuals who choose to criticize and lobby against her once-lucrative brand of bile-inducing bigotry).

How absolutely precious. Well, once she’s no longer projecting her own self-loathing onto the general public for shits and giggles, Dr. [sic] Laura will have ample time to brush up on her constitutional scholarship. And drop n-bombs to her cold, shrivelled, callous little heart’s delight.

Godspeed.

Update: Steve M notes that Dr. [sic] Laura’s novel constitutional interpretation places her in distinguished company.

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