Why Don’t You Love Me Anymore?

It is always nice to wake up to a story that makes you smile.

When I read this morning that the GOP’s psycho ex-girlfriend Sarah Palin was upset that no one paid attention to her unimportant speech the other day and consequently sent her sock-puppet Twitter alter-ego out to attack the media for it I nearly shot coffee out of my nose.

Dear Sarah/Rebecca, the media didn’t cover your speech because they have a new love, a love that does every kinky-crazy thing you ever did for them and has great hair to boot. If you want their attention back maybe you should try using crazy-ex trick #1 and call them up falsely claiming that you are pregnant, this has a tendency to pull at their heart-strings making them wonder why… oh wait, you already did that.

Maybe it’s time to move on.

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