Fed Up With All The Ayn Rand Envy? Me Too.

Bwahahaha.

The Pavinator

Inspired by a text message from an old friend during the lopsided first period of today’s round one game two between my Detroit Red Wings and the Phoenix Coyotes I decided to spend the second period doing some poor Photoshop work. The text from my buddy Andy was… Pavel is not human. No he is not....

Talk About a Catchy Job Posting

This is a classic! Had I come across an ad like this in 1993 it might have taken me into a journalism job out of college rather than the StumbleUpon career I currently have that began with the question, “how the hell am I going to pay off this debt I accumulated going to journalism...

Mike’s 2011 NCAA Men’s Div I Basketball Tournament Picks

Anyone that knows me can imagine the torture it took for me to pick this year’s NCAA Champion. I am not a fan of The Ohio State University. As a matter of fact, they are the Newman to my Seinfeld, the Dib to my Zim, O’Reilly to my Olbermann, the… you get the picture, I don’t like...

Expose: Interview with the Inn Keeper

After reading this interview with the infamous Inn Keeper you will never look at a nativity scene the same way again. Because how unsanitary is that? Do you know what a manger is? As far as I know, it’s the place you put infant messiahs. It’s a food trough for animals. Oh. Interesting. “Oh,...

Comic Relief: The Mainstream Media Edition

“If consumed on a daily basis, the mainstream media can help significantly reduce the symptoms caused by individuality and autonomy.” [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV5UTHRx0a4&feature=player_embedded[/youtube] h/t to Elated...