Why I Don’t Give A Flying Monkey Crap About Why Elizabeth Edwards Didn’t Give A Final Shout Out To The Man Upstairs

…because I’m an OUTSPOKEN atheistic bastard, not a Carnak-channeling American Taliban (shout outs Markos). Seriously, between this logic-challenged yutz (offset by an overall respectful response from the rightosphere) and the reliably incoherent bigotry of Westboro Baptist, it seems Edwards...