They’re Just Like Us

A couple of days ago, my wife was on the computer while I was watching tv.  Out of nowhere she scoffs and says, “Hey.” “Yeah?” “Did you know Sarah Palin had a tanning bed installed in the governor’s mansion?” Of course I knew; my wife’s nowhere near as...

Shocking Development!

Believe me, no one could have been more shocked then me.  I normally don’t answer the phone unless the caller ID is both someone I recognize, and would definitely want to talk to.  This tends to exclude just about everyone in the world including my closest family members.  But this morning when the...

The Republican Red Carpet

At least they are no longer trying to hide their elitism. Laura Bush Oscar de la Renta suit: $2,500 Stuart Weitzman heels: $325 Pearl stud earrings: $600–$1,500 Total: Between $3,425 and $4,325 Cindy McCain Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000 Chanel J12 White Ceramic Watch: $4,500 Three-carat diamond earrings:...

If You Wanted Privacy, You Should Have Told John to Retire

Can we just all agree on one thing; there are certain professions in this world for which you must trade in your privacy.  That’s just how it goes.  If you’re a twenty year old female who is moderately attractive and you sing or act for a living, the reality of the situation is that you will...

Don’t Do It, Cindy!

All those vicious, cannabilistic, political journalists, and mean, dirty Democrats want Cindy McCain to make public her tax filings, but she doesn’t want to. Me?  I say hold on Cindy!  Don’t do it!  Don’t let them bully you around! I’m being dead serious here.  I hope to hell she...

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