Stanek Family Values

A pro-life serial killer; domestic (mob) violence portrayed as virtuous (hey, he was doin’ it for teh unbornz!) Jeebus. Are fetus-fetishizing conservatwits entirely allergic to irony?  Much as I’m loathe to utilize the overused ‘fucking for virginity’ analogy, in this instance I...

Death to the BCS!

What the Hell, it’s Friday and time for a lil sports talk. I’ve long advocated for an 8 team playoff in college football and I’m hopeful that this year’s BCS boners will help make my dream a reality. Last night, I had a lot of friends hoping that suckee BCS No. 2 Boston College (no...

Halo 3 Drops on Sept. 25th

Placed my preorder today for the greatest video game ever! Playing a video game may sound juvenile, but I would recommend you buy it and play it so you don’t end up being a quick-triggered fool who’ll shoot Otis through a door before Andy can arrive and take him to the drunk...

Boise State Wins Fiesta Bowl with Trickery

Since my Wolverines were trounced in the Rose Bowl by USC I thoroughly expected that nothing could brighten my college football spirits. Well I was wrong. Boise State’s OT victory with the use of a derivation of the fabled statue-of-liberty play could bring a smile to even the most distraught college...