IT’S ALIIIIIVE!!!!!!

John McCain has created a monster, and no, it’s not Sarah Palin. No, I’m talking about one Joe (Sam) the Plumber (not really).  The Ohio dwelling plumber became an overnight household name when he decided to ask Barack Obama a question when the Democratic candidate was canvassing in Joe’s...

She Made It Up

I’m much busier than I expected to be today, and I really hope I get a chance to sit down and do some serious writing.  But in the mean time. Ashley Todd, who had claimed that she was mugged by a large black man who carved a B into her cheek for political reasons, now admits that she made the entire...

“What Is It About Obama And Guys Named Larry?”

To be honest, I kind of wished life were that easy.  You know, if you knew ahead of time that all people with a certain name were going to try and screw you over, you could just steer clear. To be honest, I almost forgot about Larry Sinclair.  It took a little time to jog the memory, then I remembered that...

This Is What I Stayed Up For?

Yup. I stayed up until 9 in the morning (I work nights), and after weeks of hype it all boils down to a video tape that Larry Johnson hasn’t even seen. It really makes one wonder if he’s ever rigged elections in foreign countries this way, and if so, dear Lord why on Earth would anyone ever fall...

When Will the Minutiae Stop?!

Watching coverage of Obama for the past couple of weeks has been as fun as pulling a brick out of a roaring fire with my bare hands and slamming it repeatedly over my head, neck, and shoulders.  Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve achieved that sense of enjoyment quite yet. The AP’s...