Report From Hell: Jerry, The Plumber

Well, it’s Friday afternoon, so you know it’s about time for another report from Downtown Hell located beneath a wildly popular amusement park in Southern California. Now, I haven’t done one of these in a while, and for that I’m terribly sorry.  It’s been, well, busy down here...

Report From Hell: DMV

I’ve been to hell, and I spell it… spell it DMV “DMV” Primus First off, let me apologize for no report from Hell last week (or the week before that). We were, um… busy (and by busy I am in no way inferring that we rented a few games and movies and lounged all Friday… Oh...

News Of The Day Redux

I’m hoping today is the last day I have to do these things; there’s a chance my life will return to normality on Monday, but the odds favor Tuesday.  In any case, let’s take a look at some of the headlines that will be driving the news today. -There have been better examples of bad timing...

Report From Hell: Topside

It’s Friday evening, and you know what that means boys and girls…  That’s right… It’s time for another report from Hell located beneath a famed amusement park in Southern California!  And man has it been a great week for your favorite minion of Satan. I got to go topside. It...