The Mother Of All Gaffes

That’s it, everyone pack it up and go home.  John McCain walks away with the number one verbal slip up of the presidential election (an astounding title as this bests even “My fellow prisoners,” and the complete “I couldn’t agree with them more” failure).  Thank you so...

Before and After – GOP Pundit Edition

Someone should really tell the GOP that being a two-faced flip-flopper is a skill that stopped being useful, oh, right around the time of Youtube. But then again, maybe not.  Things are more humorous this way. *h/t to...

Get Off My Lawn (Episode 26): The Freudian

Recent developments in the presidential election have taken a potentially catastrophic turn.  In a move that shows confidence that McCain feels he can do well without the considerable beer drinker’s vote in this country, the Republican candidate has vowed that he will start vetoing beer. It’s a...

Fossil Of Snake With Legs Discovered

The BBC reports that a fossil has been discovered of a snake–with legs!  Some scientists are hailing this as a major breakthrough. They should have come to me first.  I could have pointed them to some snakes with legs, they work at the White...

A “Comments From Left Field” Thanksgiving

The New York Times  did me the service of posting a story on a new and easier way to carve the turkey.  Tucked into the story was this juicy tidbit that likely reflects what kind of Thanksgiving one could expect at a CFLF writer’s home: “One year the turkey took a long time to cook and I went to carve...

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