Beer: Definitely a check; Steers: Well, he eats red meat, so check; Queers: Eh, not so much

Ladies and gentlemen, without introduction (really, does this jackass need one?), I present to you the face of the former John McCain campaign for president, that plumber guy. I’ve had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn’t have them...