ZOMG NO WAIS!!!1

In a move that surprised next-to-no one, SCOTUS declined to hear Jet Schizo’s emergency citizenship appeal against President-elect Obama: The court did not comment on its order Monday rejecting the call by Leo Donofrio of East Brunswick, N.J., to intervene in the presidential election. Donofrio says that...

McCain Ineligible For Presidency?

Right, so there are lots of reasons why I’m sure folks may believe Senator John McCain would be ineligible to take up residence in the White House; he’s too old, too tied to Bush policies, too willing to hop off the Straight Talk Express for the sake of a little political expediency, too tied to...