Could it be…?

This is not a political war at all. This is not a cultural war. This is a spiritual war. And the Father of Lies has his sights on what you would think the Father of Lies would have his sights on: a good, decent, powerful, influential country – the United States of America. If you were Satan, who would...

But Aren’t They?

I was listening to Rachel Maddow’s show last night, and I think she made a very salient point; while Mike Huckabee excelled at being the media darling candidate that never had a chance, now that he does have a chance and has the real spotlight on him, he’s a wee bit of a joke. For instance, as...

Report From Hell: Jerry, The Plumber

Well, it’s Friday afternoon, so you know it’s about time for another report from Downtown Hell located beneath a wildly popular amusement park in Southern California. Now, I haven’t done one of these in a while, and for that I’m terribly sorry.  It’s been, well, busy down here...

Report From Hell: DMV

I’ve been to hell, and I spell it… spell it DMV “DMV” Primus First off, let me apologize for no report from Hell last week (or the week before that). We were, um… busy (and by busy I am in no way inferring that we rented a few games and movies and lounged all Friday… Oh...

Report From Hell: Topside

It’s Friday evening, and you know what that means boys and girls…  That’s right… It’s time for another report from Hell located beneath a famed amusement park in Southern California!  And man has it been a great week for your favorite minion of Satan. I got to go topside. It...