Report From Hell: Jerry, The Plumber

Well, it’s Friday afternoon, so you know it’s about time for another report from Downtown Hell located beneath a wildly popular amusement park in Southern California. Now, I haven’t done one of these in a while, and for that I’m terribly sorry.  It’s been, well, busy down here...

Patriots Caught In Domestic Spy Probe?

Ok maybe not but hey, the coincidences are hard to ignore. Surely you’ve heard by now how a Patriots minion was nabbed with a camera Sunday in the Meadowlands, allegedly having videotaped the defensive signals being called out by the New York Jets, so they could be more readily pilfered by the New...

Is Mitt Romney Afraid to Face His Past?

According to the LA Times Mitt Romney won’t be among the viewers of the soon to be released film September Dawn. When asked whether he would view the film, Romney, a Morman and apparently a direct decedent of one one of the players in this historical event, brushed it off. “That was a terrible,...