Fossil Of Snake With Legs Discovered

The BBC reports that a fossil has been discovered of a snake–with legs!  Some scientists are hailing this as a major breakthrough. They should have come to me first.  I could have pointed them to some snakes with legs, they work at the White...

We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Trap…

Now, take this guy: Only hit him with a super growth ray until it reaches the size of a bull and weighs about a ton, and you should be able to picture adequately what scientists just uncovered. The picture above is of a Capybara, the world’s largest known living rodent, though, as we know these days,...

The Wheel Falls Off

More evidence of satire’s untimely demise: Men are naturally more comedic than women because of the male hormone testosterone, an expert claims. Men make more gags than women and their jokes tend to be more aggressive, Professor Sam Shuster, of Norfolk and Norwich University Hospital, says. The...

Slacker Friday: Alison Bodine Update; More Evidence That Canada Is No Longer ‘Cool’

Various items of interest guaranteed to kick off the weekend propa! From the Alison Bodine Defence Committee: In the first week of the “Drop All Charges Against Alison Bodine!” petition campaign, the ABDC beat the goal of collecting 1,000 signatures on the petition. The committee has set a new...