Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

Or, at least, Hillary is willing to go by that.  Mrs. Clinton, former first lady, former presidential rival to President Elect Barack Obama, and current junior senator from New York reportedly will accept the nomination as the nation’s top diplomat. Now it’s just a matter of getting her...

The Obama Clinton Saga Continues

One would have hoped, or at the very least thought, that once the Democratic nomination had been settled earlier this year there would no longer be the dramatic soap opera entitled “The Obamas vs. The Clintons.”  The battle waged during the primaries was vicious enough to nearly fracture the...

1998 to Infinity

Shorter Maureen Dowd: “It’s still all about The Clenis.” *headdesk* MoDo + Clinton = burning stoopid yanked from her backside (pass the Preparation-H.) Seriously, by now the question is largely rhetorical (if ubiquitous), but still bears repeating: Why the fuck does this worthless,...

Because “Bring It On!” Was Already Taken

Honestly, with the people who run this country, I am really surprised we’re not in more wars, and more people don’t hate our guts. Condi Rice, ladies and gentleman, the woman who would not be Vice President, then would be, then wouldn’t be again. Yes, she has faced a little indecision on...