Friday Nutpicking (with apologies to teh MSM for scoffing at their new maverickly delicious man-crush)

Shorter Jim Hoft: REAL men stand up to “Chavista Marxist” liberals — and piss on irony’s grave (yeah, well, armed town hall insurrections by frothing teabaggers are, like, SO 2009,...

Irony Bites Back.

Shorter MLK III: Eat a bag of dicks, Glenn Beck. I have a dream,...

NY-23’s Mission Accomplished Moment: Thanks For Coming Out, Kids

Ban-happy GOP purity gatekeeper Eric Erickson struggles with maintaining his already tenuous hold on reality as he gamely attempts to squeeze broken eggshells into lemonade (or something): The race has now been called for Democrat Bill Owens. This is a huge win for conservatives. “Whaaaa. . . ?” you say....