Why I Don’t Give A Flying Monkey Crap About Why Elizabeth Edwards Didn’t Give A Final Shout Out To The Man Upstairs

…because I’m an OUTSPOKEN atheistic bastard, not a Carnak-channeling American Taliban (shout outs Markos). Seriously, between this logic-challenged yutz (offset by an overall respectful response from the rightosphere) and the reliably incoherent bigotry of Westboro Baptist, it seems Edwards...

Friday Nutpicking (with apologies to teh MSM for scoffing at their new maverickly delicious man-crush)

Shorter Jim Hoft: REAL men stand up to “Chavista Marxist” liberals — and piss on irony’s grave (yeah, well, armed town hall insurrections by frothing teabaggers are, like, SO 2009,...

NY-23’s Mission Accomplished Moment: Thanks For Coming Out, Kids

Ban-happy GOP purity gatekeeper Eric Erickson struggles with maintaining his already tenuous hold on reality as he gamely attempts to squeeze broken eggshells into lemonade (or something): The race has now been called for Democrat Bill Owens. This is a huge win for conservatives. “Whaaaa. . . ?” you say....

Value Voters Jump The Shark

Mary Shelley could be heard from her grave whispering, “why didn’t I think of...

What Outer Wingnuttia Calls “Moderation” (or What Us Godless Liberals Call “Dumbassery”)

by matttbastard Shorter Jason Arvak: Supporters of health reform have no moral authority to dismiss wild-eyed ‘death panel’ smears because the New York Times (THE NEW YORK TIMES, MAN!) has, in the past, published op-eds by utilitarian philosopher Peter Singer. BUH?! Ok, ever hear of prison...